I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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