Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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