This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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