i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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