nut hugger
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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