Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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