Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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