Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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