should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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