Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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