sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Come see our sink grown plant.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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