were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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