This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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