dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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