Little spoons don't ask big questions
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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