Nicole vs. Life
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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