yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I still have a little drunk in my system
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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