their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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