Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm passing your future prison.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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