Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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