The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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