dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He shit in the fireplace
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize