I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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