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(202): View more from Washington, DC

yo i have your phone

(202): View more from Washington, DC

... oh so you probably won't get this message

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(386): View more from Florida

I wanna passion pit in your ass

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(323): View more from California

If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"

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(303): View more from Colorado

If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.

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(641): View more from Iowa

is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone in a vagina costume on campus.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.

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(509): View more from Washington

Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college

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(210): View more from Texas

I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.

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