I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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