Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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