Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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