weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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