it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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