lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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