i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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