Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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