Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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