You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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