ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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