ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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