DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I booty called her while she was in labor.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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