my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
how do flat chested girls get laid?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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