Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I am spending my child support on dildos
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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