i barfeds in our rink
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If I die, sorry about rent.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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