I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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