he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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