Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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