fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if only i could text you this smell
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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