Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My first STD was from a foam party
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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