I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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