I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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