Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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