Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit