Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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