so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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