My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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