Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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