They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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