I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
