he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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