I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
